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weight_loss722.html
Source: webcrawl
Date: 0000/07/23
Area: B2

weight_loss722.html is a text document stored in terminal B02 in B2.

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$*§%s Weight Loss Blog > Latest Entry


Oh man, if there's one thing that's good about inevitable death, it's the food. Yeah, baby! I'm going to have all the horribly unhealthy food in the world. I'm going to feast on jelly bananas like a crazy monkey on Monkey Christmas! And you know those muffins that have so much chocolate they're basically melting? That's gonna be my breakfast. And burgers for lunch. I'm gonna have burgers so greasy you could use them to lubricate a whole factory. Triple bacon burgers with double cheese and extra onions and mayonnaise and ketchup and mustard and big fat juicy patties. And then oily, thick pizza with spicy salami and barbecue sauce and olives and jalapeños and sour cream… food coma here I come!