Trevor 01
So I heard that Alexandra is recording these time capsules for... you, out there, I guess? Robot people of the future! Hi.
And I thought to myself, surely they'll want to hear more than the wisdom and insight of a brilliant scientist like Alexandra Drennan. Surely they also want to know what I was thinking. A dumbass hardware engineer from Staten Island. Tell us about your insights, Trevor. Why did you spend your last months on Earth helping a crazy old Russian guy build the world's biggest backup drive?
Well, let me tell you my story. When I w-
YES? YES, FRANK, I'M RECORDING RIGHT NOW. UH-HUH. NO. YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU GO F-